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Good Morning Everyone! May this day be blissful for me and for you. Tons of work pa ang aking aasikasuhin and Gahhd! Friday na which means malapit na ang monday which means Class na! Ang bilis talaga ng panahon. Parang kailan lang. Sing bilis ng pagkawala ng pag-ibig mo sakin at paghanap mo sa iba! Oh diba Morning na morning palang hugot na agad. Kaya Babush muna lemme finish my works. ALDUB YOU!

My Love-Eddy Kim Cover

FAILED ENDING THO.

Paano ba ang magmahal?

"Paano ba ang magmahal? Palagi bang nasasaktan?"

Stalk ng stalk lagi ayan tuloy palagi ring nasasaktan! Edi ako na talaga!
National I Love You Day kahapon. Gustuhin ko mang mag I Love You sayo hindi ko mgawa. may papost post ka pa kasi na hate mu tung NILD! It breaks my heart you know. Tapos may papost kapa na nag-away kayo ng girlfriend mo. Na di ka nya maintindindihan. Kung ako nalang kaya? Hindi ka pa masasaktan. Makakain nga ng Na-CHOS!

I've stalking you for how many months and my feelings never changed. Puno na yata ang notebook ko ng mga pangalan mong nakadoodle. At alam ko sa mga panahong ito hindi mo parin alam kung sino ako. Na may nag-eexist na dyosa na mahal na mahal! Hahahaha... Mahal agad? Di pwedeng crush muna? I've been liking you and I know that someday You'll notice me too.

P.s. Shhh... ang mga nakabasa nito. :P

The days we were happy

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting to the wind wanting to start again? – Fireworks (Katy Perry)

          Mistreated, Looked down, harassed. Words that exactly define us. Do we deserve this kind of thing? Tell me, Do we deserve this?

*Flashback101

          *click* “Make it Perfect!…*click* Beautiful… Yeah, Exactly... *click* Like that. More. *click*Give your all. *click* PERFECT.”

          “Hey Cely can you join our party?”said one.

          “Cely come with me, I’ll treat you lunch.”

          “Cely, flowers for you”

          “ Cely”

          “Cely”

          “Cely” said everybody.

          Uh! Being famous. *flips hair* If gorgeousness can be sold, I should be on the bed of money now. Why am I so pretty?

          Everybody loves me. They love everything about me even my flaws. In every party and gathering, I’m always the star. They can’t live without me. Air is an outcast to them. *evil laugh*

          I’m often in party and bars all over the world. I like to party! Tequila, mojito give that all to me! *cheers* The Night life is my life. Without it I don’t think I can survive in this cruel world.

          I’m a celepretty! I’m always on tv. Commercials, movies, series. Name them all. The perks of being pretty.

          What I hate the most are the lowly people everywhere. For Pete’s sake, how come they are here? Can they just be thrown away somewhere in Pluto, Mars or somewhere down the road? Uh they’re ruining my aura. *sprays perfume*

          *Ting* Oh got a text message. Wait a second. *Unknown number “Hey Cely, it’s my birthday! Join us tonight. We’re going to have fun. See you at **** Bar.” Let me reply. “Hey bitch, I don’t know you but because I’m pretty sure let’s morning the night! Partttyyy! *smiley*” Gotta get ready for tonight. This is going to be fun. Another party to be crashed.

*End of flashback

          Everything changed that night. It was mind blowing. Oh how I wish I could turn back time *sobs*.

*Back to flashback

          *Opens car* “ Woah this bar is amazing, I think I found my true love. *runs forward with hearty eyes*

                   Dancing here, dancing there. Tequila here, mojito there. To true love and beyond. Wew! Parttttyyy! “aaa,eee,uuu”said the dj. “Guys kindly gather on the dance floor coz our birthday girl has something to say.” OMG! I forgot that I’m attending a birthday party and didn’t have the time to greet the celebrant. OMG! I don’t even know the celebrant. Well I’ll just go downstairs and have more of the oh so good mojito.

          “ Good Evening everyone. Thank You for joining me in this special day” Oh! I think that’s the celebrant *walking towards the dance floor* “ Tonight I have a very important announcement. This is the perfect time to change the world.” *Looks me in the eyes* “ This is payback time” What did I do?

          “Roll Vtr” *Bad pictures of mine* “Everybody do you know her” *points at me* This slut changed my world. She deceived me. She ruined my life. Yes she made us happy but in return she takes away our happiness . Our life. She’s only good at first but hell she’s not the one.”

          *People murmuring* Everybody looked at me as if they saw a monster. My tears dropped slowly. I didn’t even notice I was crying. My heart suddenly stopped beating.

          *Boogsh*”You plastic…Bad girl… Fake…*boogsh* “I hate you!. Die…”

          Since that night everything have changed. Suddenly my world turned upside down. I’m not anymore the celepretty everybody loved. I’m not the star anymore. They just stomp on me laugh at me and all those disgusting things. Sleepless nights and everything. The world hates me now. The world is not mine anymore. Everything has changed. *sobs*

*end of flashback

          Oh how I wish I could turn back time.  Revive all the things that once were mine. How I wish.

          Today I’m the trash in the society. Did they know that I also have feelings despite of all the wrongdoings I did before? I’m hurting, too, physically, emotionally and morally. It hurts you know!

          Where do broken hearts go Tita Whitney? Right now I feel like I’m going to burst. Like a balloon with too much air in it. Now, I really believe that too much love will kill you. With too much love that we receive, were thrown away, stomped on and so much tragedies upon us. When will this end? What is the future for us? Are we going to be like this forever? Tell Me? Well there’s no forever so I can say that we will overcome this. I hope so.

           Time will come that you all humans will bow on me. Mark my words. I will prove to you all that you are wrong! For the economy! “ Matitikman ninyo ang batas ng isang api!”- Amor Powers

          Well too much for that, I almost forgot to introduce myself. By the way I’m Cely short for Cellophane, the National Trash of the Philippines! Till next time nigga! 

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